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NIGERIA VS SOUTH AFRICA...

Hrm Abimbola Wrote...I am beginning to think South
Africans are not creative at all! Had Mandela been a Nigerian, 
1. The corpse will stay in mortuary for five years to enable government prepare for befitting burial.
2. Government will set up a planning committee with power to award contracts to construct new road leading to Mandela's home town. Construction of new airports, new stadium for burial reception, etc
3. The body will fly round the 36
states of the federation including the FCT.
4. There will be national aso ebi
(uniform) imported from Holland, it will be made compulsory for every Nigerian to buy, sew and wear.
5. New slangs will emerge, for instance yoruba greetings will start. Eku ti Madiba o, Eku iku Mandela.
6. Our telecommunicati on etworks will produce new caller tunes e.g to hear Mandela's last breath press1; To hear the last word he spoke press 2; Mandela's first quote afterrelease from prison press 3 etc etc 7. New products will emerge e.g Madiba zobo drink, Madiba pure water, Mandela Energy drink, Mandela Fruit Juice, Madiba magic soap/cream.
8. Our musicians???? Aaaah 5 albums daily to praise the icon.
9. New born babies will be called Mandela, Nelson or even Madiba etc etc.